Hickory Dickory B'Rock

HICKORY DICKORY B’ROCK

Hickory, dickory B’rock
Iran ran out his clock
The clock struck One [One-Twenty-Thirteen, that is]
Mullahs got bombs
Hickory, dickory B’rock

Bowing and scraping Barack
Jap’nese, Chinese, Saudis
The clock struck Three
‘Ceptional he
Bowing and scraping Barack

Hickory, dickory B’rock
Told Putin he’d reset the clock.
The clock struck Four
Poles [alternative: Czechs] shown the door
Hickory, dickory B’rock

Dithering, slithering B’rock
Told Taliban his clock:
“Twenty-Fourteen --
We’ll not be seen”
Nobel laureate B’rock

Speechifying, tel’prompting, B’rack
Gave to the Queen his talks
But Churchill’s bust
Take back she must
Colonial Kenyan B’rack

Energy President B’rock
Gave Solyndra a check
Five hundred mill
U.S. got nil
Wind-solar-thermal Barack

Energy President B’rock
Canadians in shock
To Keystone it’s “No’s”
To China it flows
Wind-solar-thermal Barack
 
“Keep-your-insurance” Barack
“Read it, you’ll like it a lot”
Obamacare
Is very fair
The Court says it’s merely a tax

Lying, dissembling Barack
A trillion to sweeten the pot   
 “Shovel ready” –
It’s truly not!
Barack has just cleaned out our clock!

Deficit-hiking, Barack
Kids never out of hock
One trillion, two,
Three trillion more
Don’t give him the key to Fort Knox!

“Protect-the-conscience” Barack
Honored by Notre Dame’s flock
Contraception
“Accommodation”
Believers he certainly mocks  

“A-child-as-punishment” B’rock
Sent Biden to China to knock.     
To curry their favor,
“Understood behavior.”
“A-child-as-punishment” B’rock
 
Flound’ring, meandering B’rock
Budget to Hill is blocked.
Reid not pleased
Killed it with ease
A partisan vote it was not!

Blithering, blathering, B’rock
His White House has the pox
He can’t do the job
He’s only a fop
Remove him through the ballot box!


[Question:]

Will the American people get any credit
For turning in a clunker president?

Spero columnist James M. Thunder is an attorney who practices in Washington DC.