Jeff Foxworthy - American Bible Challenge
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If you think tennis was in the Bible because Joseph served on Pharoah's court, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think Hondas are in the Bible because the Apostles were all in one Accord, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think PMS is in the Bible because Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
Stay tuned for more...
Edited by heavenlysecrets on 08/22/2012 22:33:47
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If you think Noah did not observe Jewish dietary law by bringing Ham aboard the Ark, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think Paul was a baker because he went to fill a pie (Philippi), you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think foodfights are in the Bible because you read: "I looked up, and behold, a flying roll..." (Zech.5:1 KJV only), you might be a Bible believing redneck.
This is fun...
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LOL!
Very good - are those yours or Jeff's?
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Neither, really. Most of them are just old jokes that I've rephrased into Jeff Foxworthy/redneck style humor. For instance...
If you think motorcycles are in the Bible because David's Triumph could be heard across the land, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think cheap bedding is in the Bible because Job had such miserable comforters, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think the location of the Temple of Solomon was on the side of his head, you just might be a Bible believing redneck.
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LOL!
Hopefully, the show goes over well and comes back for mulitple seasons.
You should send those to the program, for Jeff to use on the show.
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quote:
Originally posted by heavenlysecrets
If you think tennis was in the Bible because Joseph served on Pharoah's court, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think Hondas are in the Bible because the Apostles were all in one Accord, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
If you think PMS is in the Bible because Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt, you might be a Bible believing redneck.
Stay tuned for more...
Nice. 
"Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace and your soul in the joy of Christ." - Thomas Merton
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Here's something I found on the Internet.
YOU MIGHT BELONG TO A COUNTRY CHURCH IF:
The opening day of deer season is a recognized church holiday...
Finding the lost sheep isn't just a parable but an ongoing problem...
The pastor says, I'd like for Bubba to assist with the collection, and six men stand up at once...
The cry room takes up half the church...
Instead of "The Mass is ended, let us go in Peace, the Closing Benediction is "Y'all come back now, heah?"
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