There's a two woman Army in "sin-city" Las Vegas who believe piping hot fries and the "Bible" have a lot in common.
These ladies are offering to teach local clergy how to super size their dying church membership.
With statistics in hand, Lost Sheep Consulting is conducting "McChurch" seminars. According to a press release, "Nina S. Griffin and Rachael D. Richardson show God's CEOs how to recreate the one of a kind spiritual experience McDonald's customers have been enjoying for the last 50 years."
"We realize that most small to mid-size businesses in America are suffering because 90% of all customers will never tell you that they are dissatisfied with your service," claims the Lost Sheep Consulting website, which says their "empowerment seminars" will keep customers loyal.
Las Vegas has been the "Goliath" in national growth for 18 years in a row. Additionally, 41 million visitors traveled to the "entertainment capitol of the world" in 2004. Approximately, 6000 people a month are relocating to Southern Nevada.
However, church membership is at an all time low in the city that never sleeps despite continuous astronomical growth. Nationally, over 90% of all churches in America have just 160 active members.
"Fortune 500 companies didn't start to become successful until they started talking to customers who had left their companies and/or who were on the verge of defection. These brave ladies are visionary in empowering clergy with proven 21st century winback and retention techniques," according to a press statement.
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