I am Lucifer, but you may call me Satan. My spirit is alive and active through my supporters in the United States of America as well as the rest of the world.
I have wanted to write a series of letters to my various American disciples for the last two hundred years, but America’s culture had not yet reached the point to where it was fitting. After observing how successfully so many of you devoted Americans are now discipling for me, it is clearly apparent that in 2006 the time has now arrived to deliver a personalized communication as a token of my appreciation expressing my sincere gratitude. Your efforts have been the necessary and critical grease I have needed to slide in my agenda. By destroying America’s morality we are repaying the United States for being a historically strong God fearing nation.
My first letter is to you, my dear ACLU. You are the first in line because you are number one in my book. I have several other letters to my many other major supporters that will follow.
To my ACLU, I must say that I am agitated and not happy with how some are treating you. I despise organizations like the American Family Association, founded by my old archenemy Donald E. Wildmon and now run by his “menacing” son Tim Wildmon
I also don’t care for dozens of other popular Christian zealots such as:
Gary Glenn (info@afamichigan.org), President of the Michigan AFA, or
Gary Schneider, President of The Reality Check.org.
Martin Barillas, former diplomat and religion news editor for Spero magazine, or
Judson Cox, editor and chief of the North Carolina conservative
I also don’t appreciate or like people like Fox’s Bill O’Reilly or Sean Hannity, who keep hammering on these same issues, bringing a pro-Christian awareness to the anti-Christian issues that I champion. These people are not doing my work. They are our enemies.
There are countless other Christian conservatives that are my enemies. I hate them all. I am looking for delusional liberal disciples to succumb and kneel before me, not intelligent critics who chastise my evil and passionate efforts. These Christian conservatives do make a negative impact on my bringing as many with me as I possibly can to my one-way dark cruise of misery through the eternal lake of fire.
To you my ACLU, I want to give my highest commendation. How you locate and manipulate liberal judges for my purpose and to do my bidding would warm my heart - if I had a heart.
The bucketful of legal troubles that you dish out to any group or power fighting against me is like an ongoing deep breath of rank stagnant air.
You have been on fire for me and have advanced my cause to such a degree that I don’t know where to stop thanking you. How could I function without you? Just consider the shape America would be in without you?
Thank you for partnering with me to reduce America’s culture to a pile of rubble? As so many of my enemies have already stated, you have done this by fighting to legalize child pornography, homosexual marriage, prostitution, sex between adults and children, remove “under God” from the pledge of allegiance and the motto “in God We Trust” from our money. You are passionate for me and you are qui
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